FAQ

What is it all about?

A guy in the UK came up with this brilliant idea to sell blocks of ad space on his website, and the results were phenomenal—traffic boosts to his advertisers' websites went through of the roof! The media ate it up, acknowledging this brilliant new form of internet advertising with a flood of stories in newspapers, television and CNN. But where can new advertisers turn to, now that the site has filled to it's 1,000,000 pixel ad potential?... Well you're in the right place, to us of course! We are the new Official Million Dollar Web Page.

We have a fresh new space for you to advertise on. We know we will be able to make every pixel of your advertising count, by helping you reach millions of potential new customers. The eyes of the world are on this new phenomena, it's on people's minds as the hottest new platform for global advertising and exposure. Millions and millions of people are aware of it, thanks to recent news coverage. And now is the time to take advantage of that, and to be a part of internet history!

How does it work?

Each pixel costs only $1! We have 1,000,000 pixels for sale in 10 x 10 pixel 'square' minimum sizes. If you buy a 10 x 20 pixel ad, that would be 200 pixels, or $200. Simple! The grid holds 100 squares x 100 squares of ads.

You can buy however many squares you want, and put your image there with a link to your website, and optional mouseover text that appears when someone moves their cursor over your ad (normally it would just show your URL, but you can personalize it if you wish). You can choose any image/logo you want to place on your squares, as long as it's not obscene or illegal.

How long will my ad stay online?

Your image and link will stay live on the Official Million Dollar Web Page for a minimum of 5 years, but we hope to keep it up forever - or however long the internet as we kinow it remains. You always have the option to take down your ad, or to modify it.

What amount of traffic increases to my site will I get?

The traffic to your site will be profoundly boosted by an increase in traffic to our site. So please let everyone know about your ad on the Official Million Dollar Web Page. These things spread like wild fire, especially when the public is already aware of it. We can't predict exact numbers just at the moment, but you should have exponential gains to your site as knowledge of the site expands. Our first clients have already tracked gains in their traffic, and we just launched the site!

You will without a doubt see better results with a larger, more visible ad. But even the small ads are getting boosts in web flow.

Why do it?

Because... IT WORKS! And it's incredibly cost-efficient, and effective compared to the normal way of buying ads on websites. And this site of ours will never be littered with annoying banners like other sites do. It is a pure ad page.

Who are you?

My story, dear readers, is so similar to the original. Growing up in a large, but quite modest family in a wee town in the heartland, we didn't have money to pay for college so I took out loans to pay for my education. After years of blood, sweat and tears in school, I am just trying to make good on paying back my student loans to Uncle Sam, and have fun doing it! And I also want to be a part of internet history, right along with you!